The Mentalist

Rigsby: What is this?
Van Pelt: That is healthy and nutritious snacking.
Rigsby: I'm gonna die.


Patrick: Can't sleep alone, huh?
Fricke: Some people use cocoa and a good book. I use beautiful women.

Mrs. Elkins: How can you be so cold?
Patrick: Practice.

Philip Handler: I guess, uh, you must be bad cop.
Teresa Lisbon: I try.

(Crisp one-liners at their best!
~The Mentalist)