Differential Diagnosis

"Kaalaa jaadoo ker dia uss kaali churhail ne..."

"Ectopic pregnancy bhi ho sakti hay..."

"Baita, Polycystic Ovary hay tujhay..."

"Koi baat nhy yaar. Banda ek kidney pe bhi survive ker leta hay..."

"Koi tumour shumor hoga..."

"Yaar marnay se pehle mera Birthday Gift de jyn please..."

"Kum khaya karo na..."

"Toilet aagya hoga tumhe zor ka..."

(My dear friends, the budding future physicians and saviours of the sick, giving opinions about the acute pain I had today in my left flank.)