Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Worst Viva in Documented History of Forensic Medicine

He said: What is fornication?
I replied: Sir formic acid is one of the toxic metabolites of methanol along with formaldehyde, responsible for...
He said: I asked fornication! Not for formic acid!
I replied: Sorry Sir. Sir, formication is the sensation of insects crawling on and under the skin, usually associated with chronic cocaine intoxication also called 'coke bug'.
He said: Bachay I asked you what's FORNICATION?
I replied: Sorry sir. Fornication means...adultery sir.
He said: Tch. You don't listen properly. You didn't study properly. Itna asaan sawaal tha, woh bhi ghalat! Tum logon ko aur chahye kya?

And how badly I wanted to say..."Sir buss ik naya connection chahye!"

4 comments:

Awais said...

Lolz!

Abdullah Shahid said...

Ahahahahah. Yaar this man insulted some students very badly and used very harsh words against some. I thanked God and I thanked Madam Ra'ana when I came out unscathed.

Uni said...

**lote pote with laughter**

:D Veryyy funny..

Laikin I didn't get it.. Is "fornication" something related to medicine???

**puzzled look**

Saad Javed said...

@Uni yeah. Forensic Medicine: The application of medical knowledge for purpose of law and betterment of justice.

:)

We had to study a whole chapter on Sexual Offences. That included Zina etc (fornication). But it definitely wasn't related to toxicology.

:S