These Exams: A parody

They keep saying tomorrow's got something for me.
something they call joy,
but I confess that's a lie!

I've been messin' where I should've been studying
and now someone else is gettin' all my best.

These exams are made for killing, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these professors are gonna shoot out our poo...

(Spoofed up version of...)