Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Tag: Eight Big Turn-Offs

1. Referring to yourself in the third person. (One goes through life like a leaf falling down and one thinks...)Urgh!

2. Time checks on TV. (Tiinggg Dhiiing! This time check is brought to you by Khopra Candy!)

3. Kareena Kapoor's size zero figure. (No flesh, all bones!)

4. Crying babies and noisy kids in a bus-journey.

5. Talkative ricksha-walllahs

6. Lychee skin/peel (It has this weird reptilian feel!)

7. The Zoom Language (This annoying way of reading headlines; started with celeb-gossip programs like Page 3 on channel Zoom; being copied everywhere on Geo and Aaj and Express...like Shahrukh aur Salman ki hui fight! Karachi mein hua bijli ka bohraan mazeed sangeen! )

8. Chain smses with emotional/religious blackmailing (forward this sms to 12 people. Don't ignore/delete it! Warna 12 din tak unlucky raho gay.)

5 comments:

Hamza said...

Jealous :)

Saad Javed said...

:p
challoy!

misspecs said...

LOL!

Since that's all I have to say, you better approve this comment, or...well, not, its not 3 days of bad luck, its just me commenting everyday. Equally bad, if you ask me. :D

Saad Javed said...

@misspecs

Welcome and thank you for visiting.
:)

Anonymous said...

9.altaf hussain's grunting(n that too on the telephone):P
10.sahir lodhi's show
11.persistent callers who actually see a point in missed calls)